Aliases: (Well Known and Underground Name) Smooth Criminal, (Personal) Judge, Jury, Executioner, The Law, Goldilocks, Ma'at, The Count or Little Miss Temperamental
Race: Earth Pony
Appearance: A little on the tall side, it's hard to pin down what Blondie'll wear on any given day, but she generally likes to stick to outfits that are three parts, and follow three patterns.
When she goes out and about on vacation, she usually has a sunhat and sunglasses ensemble for the head, a nice shawl around the neck, and a matching satchel filled with numerous fliers and travel brochures for the city of Los Pegasus, as well as countless small knives without handles hidden all over the bag. There's also many blades hidden in her shawl too. In total, she usually had about three hundred and thirty three knives on herself. There's indication in the bag that it could hold seventeen more, but rarely could you find seventeen more in there.
When she's doing office work, she tends to like wearing an ascot, a satchel containing a gun maintenance kit, six hundred and sixty six five-round magazines, and her trusty, yet second favorite gun, the semi-automatic rifle called 'Five Aces' right on her back.
When she needs to go on a business trip, she likes to wear a porkpie hat, 4 leg bands with a total of three thirty-round stick magazines on each one, and her favorite Violin Thompson named 'Draconic Surprise' hanging on her side. However, she tended to wear her office wear for business trips because replacing the 'strings' tended to get really expensive, since apparently it was really hard to find someone who could make violin strings these days. Plus the outfit was just tacky, but her business associates liked how she looked in it, said it gave her presence, the pigs.
Body/Coat color: Chocolate
Mane/Feathers color: Pale Golden Blonde
Tail/Talons color: Pale Golden Blonde
Faction (Factions found here): Equestria Mafia
Cutie Mark: A pair of brass scales with a heart (non-realistic) on one side, and a feather on the other.
Special Talent (If pony or zebra): Persuasion
Personality: A generally amicable pony, Blondie likes to get to know others regardless of whoever it is, due to how much that helps with 'business transactions'. She's quite relaxed as well, perfectly willing to forgive someone's mistakes and transgressions so long as they were accidental, and they would do their best to avoid it in the future. However, Blondie is quite impulsive at times, which makes her very susceptible in making accidental faux pas, and can cause her to be very temperamental if her patience is short. And the only things that can kill her patience are unpaid debts, both literal and figurative, bad bed partners, psychopaths and someone trying to mess with what's hers. And Blondie has a bad habit of claiming things as hers really quickly.
Blondie also tends to be a tad bit quirky as well. Has an interest in numerology, and will go on and on if someone asks her about the number 3.
Bio: Smooth Criminal is a legend that's whispered among the criminals and lawkeepers of Equestria alike. The king of organized crime some say, the keeper of syndicate law others say, but many just consider him the judge, the jury, and the executioner all on his own. If any of the families threatened instability or trying to upturn the status quo, you could bet that Smooth Criminal would put a hoof in and crush the offenders and keep the order. Like the usurping of the Mad Martingale, or the leaking of information to the famous freelancers leading to the crush of the ever-arrogant Canterlot branch, it was all thanks to Mr. Smooth. Of course, most of these rumors were incredibly exaggerated, but Blondie loved it nonetheless. The fact that it was her name involved, well 5 of her nicknames, really showed her accomplishments in crime.
Growing up, her parents had wanted her to become a lawyer. Very respectable, good pay, comfortable life, the whole shtick. And that was further reinforced when her cutie mark popped up as a set of scales, it surely meant that she was to become a good prosecutor or defense attorney. But of course, since she's not exactly a lawyer now, you can guess that that assumption was wrong.
On the same day, Blondie was able to convince some of her classmates to give her some candy, and promised them to give them double the amount within the next week. Convinced them that she was going to visit a candy factory next week, and that she could get more candy if she was able to convince the workers that she wouldn't eat them. And she did double their candy, except she never went to a candy factory. In fact, she only went to
two other classrooms with the same proposition. Soon every kid was involved with her candy doubling business, Blondie was one of the most popular and well liked kids in her grade. The same year, Blondie had gotten a cavity in one of her molars, and had to go to the dentist to get it filled. Then soon after, when the candy was coming in at a huge rate, Blondie's parents decided to move so she could get a better education for lawyering, and the candy disappeared altogether. For a bit, Blondie felt sad looking at the goodbye card they had sent her, but mostly because she had to start all over again.
In middle school, Blondie ran a protection program against the bullies who plagued the school, but the bullies were in on it. In high school, she ran a drug ring, which was eventually busted, but she was never caught because she had the alibi that she had to go home early for tutoring. Her younger brother however, was found with a large amount hidden under the bed. To this day, his brother still is stuck in jail.
Eventually Blondie got into a good law school, where her grades were good and her attendance was perfect. But Blondie didn't really make too many friends, in fact she was harassed by some of the sororities for spending too much time studying. However coincidentally, the school's reputation was badly tarnished after pictures were released of the hoofball team and the cheerleaders having a rather raunchy party in one of the sorority buildings, involving quite a lot of cider despite it being prohibited on campus. A professor was spotted in the picture as well, yet nobody could find who took the picture.
And now, in this day and age, Blondie sits on a figurative throne above Las Pegasus, a veritable center of gambling and commerce above, and the go to place for illicit goods and services. There's nothing she didn't reach in the city, her kingdom is nigh untouchable save an army come by and raze it to the ground, which thankfully did not happen during the war. It is now a safehaven for non-violent criminals so long as they don't break the one rule she holds. 'Support the Las Pegasus Family - anyone free to apply'.
Of course, it's specifically a haven for non-violent criminals, because Blondie has an aversion to the violent ones. Force should only be used when necessary, not when one wants to is something she believes, and most violent criminals tended to use it not out of necessity. And it works in the long run, murder rates are practically zero in Las Pegasus, especially when the threat of punishment tends to be an audience with the Judge, the Jury, and the Executioner herself. Something that, although pleasing, is a bit disappointing to Blondie sometimes. Gets a bit boring.